That's right, recipes. A troll can't live on Peeps alone, you know. So here is a collection of recipes that have been posted to alt.fan.tom-servo and used during Elf Spats. Just watch out for the buffalo meat.

Special thanks to Lori for a tremendous amount of help with this segment.

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"You know, there have been enough recipes posted here and sent to me in e-mail
that I could print a small cookbook. Maybe I should make a 'Servo recipe' website.
.....On second thought... that's just way too weird for this froup." -Lori

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Dishes:

• Arthur's Mexican Lasagna
   
• Arthur's Italian Lasagna
   
• Pesto Pizza
   
• The Holy Sandwich
   
• Gazpacho -- Dedicated to the memory of Arnold J. Rimmer.
   
• Brian's Chili -- Awarded "Most Likely To Injure" at a company chili cookoff.
   
• WWS' Cinco de Mayo Supper
   
• Baked Deer's Head
   
• Lori's s00per E-Z Lasagna
   
• Tara's Tomato Sauce and Lasagna
   
• Gingerbread Pancakes
   
• Super Pork Bacon Bomb -- "This is about as treyif (non-Kosher) as you can get, without adding shrimp."
   
• Hoppin' John
   
• Italian Roasted Chicken
   
• Sloppy Joe's Liver and Onions
   
• How to Make Oatmeal Edible
   
• Cheeseburger Soup
   
• Oriental Ostrich Meatballs in Sweet and Sour Sauce
   
• Lemon Pavlova
   
• WWS's Homemade Mashed Potatoes
   
• Prime Rib with Home-Ground Horseradish
   
• Sue's Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
   
• Kibo's $250 Spaghetti Noodle Recipe -- Down with capitalizing!

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"Wasabi is green tea ice cream.  Go ahead, take a biiiiiig bite. Yum." -Mortis

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Beverages:

• Anti-Voyager Zombies -- Served at the wakes of Kermit Krab and Cronan, and also every other point in time ever.
   
• Stoned Maggot
   
• Arthur's Alcoholic Milkshake
   
• Jell-O Shooters -- Technically not a beverage, but good for getting verstüken.
   
• Buttered Nipples
   
• Amethyst
   
• Infinity's Coffee Obsession -- The best tasting coffee in the world.
   
• The Perfect Cup of Tea

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"Cows offer us such a wide variety for dining, I can eat beef for weeks
without eating the same meal twice!" -Sloppy Joe, the Meat King

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Desserts:

• Marzipan
   
• Flan
   
• Chocolate Bacon Blondies
   
• Deep Dark Chocolate Cake
   
• Cinnamon Spice Pork Rind Cake -- For people on the Atkins Diet.
   
• Blue Peep Pie
   
• Twinkie Cake -- "I'm afraid that this recipe violates several biological-weapon conventions." -Geoduck
   
• Deep-Fried Twinkies
   
• Soylent Brownies
   
• Aunt Anne's Coffee Cake
   
• Pumpkin Mousse -- A fall favorite.

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"Booberry, pshaw! Count Chocula kicks Booberry's ass." -Mortis

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Miscellaneous:

• Lori's Spinach-Artichoke Dip
   
• Paul's Salt-Free Spices
   
• Texan-Style Cooked Books

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