Arthur makes a valiant rescue attempt, but Bessie's already recovering and exiting to the right.

Wayland worriedly views these proceedings with absolute concern and attention.

Arthur, quick! Do your submarine style!

A moment of relaxation.

Bessie, angry about the botched rescue, takes it out on Arthur!

Unfortunately, Arthur didn't have a chance -- hamster-style kung fu is nearly impossible under water.

Bessie cackles after committing murder most foul! Fortunately these photos stand as proof.

Bessie pulls the body up to the surface and thinks of a place to stash it.

Arthur is reincarnated as Pimp Daddy Art, and everyone lives happily ever after.

Unfortunately, his return from the dead gave him the back hair of Wolfman.

Emily Jane attempts to join the growing ranks of people who have seen Lori topless.

Lori plays Baby Air Guitar.

Return to The Kamikaze Peep Squad.

Return to the Elf Spat.