Subject:    Servojack (was Re: THE SILENCE MUST STOP!!!!)
Date:       16 Nov 2000 20:17:08 GMT
From:       bs@boog.orgy (Arthur Levesque)
Message-ID: <8v1fc4$oso$1@bob.news.rcn.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.duke.basketball


Tyler (tyler1968@my-deja.com) wrote:
T>I never meant to actually post here.  Goddamnit, the crickets and
T>tumbleweeds were getting to me.


TYLER:
  I never wanted to post here...  I never wanted to see crickets and
  tumbleweeds... I wanted to be -- A SERVOJACK!  Peeping from froup
  to froup as they float down the mighty bandwidth of Usenet!  The
  Buffy group!  Star Trek!  Duke Basketball!  The smell of freshly-flung
  p00pies!  The crash of mighty peeps!  With my best girl by my side,
  we'd sing!  Sing!  SING!!
  Oh, I'm a Servo fan, and I'm OK
  I sleep all night and I peep all day

K.P.S.:
  He's a Servo fan, and he's OK
  He sleeps all night and he peeps all day

TYLER:
  I cut down trolls, I peep cascades
  I go to the IRC
  On Tuesdays I watch Buffy
  Then write an MST

K.P.S.:
  He cuts down trolls, he peeps cascades
  He goes to the IRC
  On Tuesdays he'll watch Buffy
  Then write an MST

TYLER/K.P.S.:*
  Oh, I'm a Servo fan, and I'm OK
  I sleep all night and I peep all day

TYLER:
  I cut down trolls, I parody
  I like to act real def
  Sometimes I turn on V'ger
  And think it's real SF!

K.P.S.:
  He cuts down trolls, he parodies
  He likes to act real def
  Sometimes he'll turn on ... V'ger?
  And think it's real SF!?!?

TYLER/K.P.S.:*
  Oh, I'm a Servo fan, and I'm OK
  I sleep all night and I peep all day

TYLER:
  I cut down trolls, change follow-ups
  And worship old L. Ron
  I wish I was an expert
  Just like Ford and Theron

K.P.S.:
  He cut down trolls, change follow-ups
  And worships ... old ... L. Ron?
  He's like to be an expert
  Just like ... Ford and Theron?
  Ewwww!!

[K.P.S. swear, throw p00pies at Tyler, and exit]

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* Obviously, the KPS sing "He's" instead of "I'm", etc.

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