From:       Antifrance <antifrance@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject:    Secret Servo Fan
Message-ID: <3C082DEC.DB77DBD9@yahoo.com>
Date:       Sat, 01 Dec 2001 01:09:21 GMT


SECRET SERVO FAN

(Based on "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers)


There's a troll who leads a life of danger
Where others post like Drakh, he is a Ranger
With each of Kermit's wakes, he eats some more Krab Kakes
Odds are he won't peep to see tomorrow

Secret Servo fan, secret Servo fan
They've given you a newsfroup, but filled it up with spam

Beware of Taets of Wickedness you find
A pretty face can hide a drunken mind
Ah, be careful what you post
Wayland just might trace your host
Odds are you won't peep to see tomorrow

Secret Servo fan, secret Servo fan
They took you to an Elf Spat, kidnapped you in Jaime's van

Trollerizin' in rast.b5 one day
And killfilin' the real-world froup the next day
Oh no, you forgot to snip
Mr. Hole's latest ego trip
Odds are you won't peep to see tomorrow

Secret Servo fan, secret Servo fan
Let's find another table, while Jaime's on the can

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