Subject:      The Rocky Horror Star Trek Show (Was Re: Top 10 Worst
              possible Series V Spinoff Ideas Imaginable
Date:         Wed, 20 Sep 2000 20:25:47 -0500
From:         WWS <wschmidt@tyler.net>
Organization: I'm sure there's one beneath the debris
Message-ID:   <39C9639B.3BAC820E@tyler.net>
Newsgroups:   rec.arts.sf.tv, alt.startrek, rec.arts.startrek.current,
              rec.arts.startrek.misc, alt.fan.tom-servo


recook77 wrote:
> 
> Andrew Harris <andrew.harris6@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:fT9y5.2122$Rk1.35671@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> 
> (snip)
> >
> > JUST KIDDING, but, even though Voyager's first few series were
> > quite bad, they were NEVER as bad as the Rocky Horror Picture Show,
> > NEVER.
> >
> 
> And since WHEN was Rocky Horror bad?!?  Huh?!?  HUH?!?!?

Here's some possible opening music for the show.

              THE RE-SET

Chakotay    It's astounding
            Trek is Fading
            Badness takes its toll
            But listen closely

Janeway     Not for very much longer 

Chakotay    I've got to take control
            I remember, Pushing the Re-Set
            Drinking those moments when
            The blackness would hit me

Chakotay and Janeway
            And the void would be calling 

Crew        Let's Push the Re-Set again!
            Let's Push the Re-Set again!

Barkley     It's just a jump across space,

Crew        And a plothole or two,

Barkley     With our hands on our hips 

Crew        We've got nothing to do!
            But it's the Magic Tech,
            That really drives you insane
            Let's Push the Re-Set again!
            Let's Push the Re-Set again!

Janeway     It's so dreamy
            Oh, fantasy free me
            So you won't see me
            Don't even call.
            In another dimension
            With artistic pretension
            Well deluded, I Know All.

Chakotay    With a bit of a plot flip 

Janeway     I'll have a new ship!

Chakotay    And we'll redo it, all again

Janeway     it's just one more iteration,

Chakotay    NO NO IT'S CANCELLATION!!!

Crew        Let's Push the Re-Set again!
            Let's Push the Re-Set again!

B'Elanna    Well I was cruzin' through space
            Just a having a think
            When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
            He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
            He had his Delta Flyer and the devil's eyes
            He stared at me and I thought I'd change
            but Time meant nothing, never did anyway

Crew        Let's Push the Re-Set again!
            Let's Push the Re-Set again!

Barkley     It's just a jump through space
   
Crew        And then a trip through time,
           
Barkley     We've done it so often now,

Crew        It oughtta be a crime!
            But it's the Magic Tech
            That really drives you insane
            Let's Push the Re-Set again!
            Let's Push the Re-Set again!

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and of course the finale:
-------------------------------------------------------

Rupert Murdoch -     Brannon Braga, it's all over
                     Your series is a failure
                     Your lifestyle's too extreme
                     I'm the new Programmer,
                     Your shows are in the slammer,
                     We return to our scheduled broadcast -
                     Prepare the Reality TV...

-- 
                                      
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And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time, and lost in space                        
And meaning

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