Subject: Re: OT: (long) SF at Mickey D's
Date: Sun, 2 Jul 2000 15:31:30 GMT
From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity)
Organization: http://world.std.com/~Infinity
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alt.mcdonalds.crew, alt.ascii-art
Once Upon A Time,
in article <8jkuj0$cnp$1@slb7.atl.mindspring.net>
MQS wrote:
> etc etc etc etc etc etc etc...
I'm sorry, but that just won't do.
Please allow me to finish MQS' map of her local McDonalds.
>
> Outside Playground
>
> ___________________________________________
> | |
> | BBB BBBB BBBB BBBB BBBBB |
> | B B |
> | B B |
> | B B | B = booth area
> | B B | c = column
> | B B | | _ = wall
> | B B | x's = zigzaggy
> | B B | "crack" in floor
> | B B B | tiles pattern
> | B B B |
> | B BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB |
> | B | | |
> | B \ "bar" area / |
> | B \__________________/ |
> | B xxx |
> | B xx |
> | B ___c xxx c___ |
> | B xxx |
> | BBBB xx |
> | ______________________|
> | | order counter |
> | | |
> | /| |
> | | | |
> | B b| |
> | B a| |
> | B r| food prep area |
> | B to | |
> | B restrooms \| |
> | B | | |
> | B V B | |
> | B B |______________________|
| BBBBB BBBBBBB VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV| V = Videotape collection
|___ | of "Huckleberry Hound"
| | Pez Vending Machine _____| cartoons for rent
|___| Unisex | W _| .
| | Prozac Vending Machine Restrm \ W O_| .
|___| |__W__| .
| | Peeps Vending Machine W W | W = Wetness
|___| W W W W W | .
| WW W_W___W____W| .
| ____ ____ W | | .
| |____| |____| Cots W | | .
| ____ ____ for W | Jacuzzi | .
| |____| |____| Naps W | Area | .
| ____ ____ W | | .
| |____| |____| W |____________| .
| W W / .
|_____________ WLWL W. ~,` * @ ~ .
| | WLWLWL @ * $ '^ $;=*> WL = Wetness from
| Spanking | WLWLWL <. Zone of @" Leaky Roof
| Machine | WLWL # Temporal % .
| Room | WLWLWL < Instability # .
|_____________| WLWLWL @. = . %*. :/ .
| S WLWL ^ * # ; + ? .
| S WL `',$ *_# .
| SS WL > S = Smoking Area
| SSSS Q \ .
| SSSSS QQQ Stairway to | .
| SSSSSSSSS QQQQQ Dungeon | Q = Quicksand
| SSSSSSSSSSSSS QQQQQQQ \ | .
| F F F F F QQQQQQQ |___| .
| FF FF FF FF FFF QQQQQ |___| F = Fire Area
|FFFF FFFFF FFFFFF QQQ |___| .
|FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Q |___| .
|RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TT | R = Oily Rag area
| TT | T = Trash can
|###########################################| .
|###########################################| .
|######## AREA OF NECROTIC DARKNESS ########| .
|######## FROM WHICH THERE IS ########| .
|######## NO ESCAPE ########| .
|###########################################| .
|###########################################| .
|###########################################| .
`-------------------------------------------' - = Back wall
___________ _______________________ /
| Speaker | | Menu | /
|___________| |_______________________| /
/
\ /
\ DRIVE THRU /
\ /
\__________________________________________/ MQS&CI
**
Captain Infinity
...hmph! *My* local McDonalds doesn't have quicksand! I'm jealous!
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