From:       bs@boog.orgy (Arthur Levesque)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer,alt.tv.angel,rec.arts.sf.tv,
            rec.music.filk,alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject:    In My Killfile
Date:       22 Nov 2000 17:23:09 GMT
Message-ID: <8vgvdt$2r5$1@bob.news.rcn.net>


Travers Naran  (tnaran@direct.ca) wrote:
TN>It's time for a re-post of that classic Arthur Levesque filk:
TN>
TN>(I SEE A KETTLE AND I WANT TO) CALL IT BLACK
TN>Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
TN>(To the tune of "Paint It Black" by the Rolling Stones)

     Snipped; can be found at http://boog.org/text/mf-cib.txt

     Here's the sequel, let's see if it goes over as well as the 
original...


IN MY KILLFILE
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Under My Thumb" by Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)

In my killfile
Because enough is enough
In my killfile
The troll who really pissed me off

The blame is his
The different ways he spewed out bile
Blame is his
But now I smile
He's in my killfile
Isn't it sweet, babe?

In my killfile
The morphin' prick with nothing to say
In my killfile
A troll who was wasting my day

The blame is his
Yes it is
His attitude just screamed out "Heil"
Blame is his
But now I smile
He's in my killfile
And he'll stay for a while

In my killfile
A new name has just been unfurled
In my killfile
No more crossposts, hmmm
Across the world

The blame is his
The way he flames just to vex and rile
Blame is his
But now I smile
He's in my killfile
And it was easy, baby
Yeah

The blame is his, oh yeah
Don't need to see his bullshit denial
Blame is his
But now I smile
He's in my killfile
Yeah, he'll stay a while

In my killfile
His words can just stay to himself
In my killfile,
While I, I can still chat with someone else

The blame is his
That his posts are dead
Just let him sit and stew for a while
Blame is his
But now I smile
He's in my killfile
Stay there a while

Stay there a...
Stay there a...
It was easy babe
It was easy babe
Stay a while
It was...
It was easy babe
-- 
/\       Arthur M Levesque 2A4W <*> bs@boog.orgy =/\= http://boog.org __
\B\ack   King of the Potato People <fnord> "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (oO)
 \S\lash Member of a vast right-wing conspiracy (-O-) Urban Spaceman /||\
  \/     I was a lesbian before it was fashionable  "I hate rainbows!"-EC

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