From:       "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.slack
Subject:    Re: Intelligent Design?
Date:       Wed, 13 Feb 2002 18:39:25 -0800
Message-ID: <3C6B235C.F4D2CFA2@infi.net>

Tyler D. wrote:

>

[snip]

>
> Why do these people spend so much time and energy trying to prove that
> the entire world (and all species of animals) came into existence, in
> the blink of an eye, about 6,000 years ago? THERE ARE TREES OLDER
> THAN 4,000 years, morons! They drilled into the core of the thing and
> _counted_ the fucking rings, for fuck's sake!
>
> http://www.sonic.net/bristlecone/intro.html
>

The Creationists and Evolutionists are both wrong. I created it - ALL
of it. Five minutes ago. Right down to and including memories.

Can they really prove otherwise?

I'm rather proud of the bristlecone pines. Subtle, that is.

Paul E. Jamison

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"There's more pressure on a vet to get it right.
People say 'It was God's will' when Granny dies,
but they get *angry* when they lose a cow."
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