Subject:      Re: Cronan Thompson, Internet Stalker
Date:         Sat, 4 Dec 1999 23:41:19 GMT
From:         Infinity@world.com (Captain Infinity)
Organization: http://world.com/~Infinity
Message-ID:   <384ba3ef.3857244@news-f.std.com>
Newsgroups:   rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.tom-servo

Once Upon A Time, in article <82bcog$g0v$1@knot.queensu.ca>
Jaime M De Castellvi wrote:

WOOSH!  Super Hero KONTEXT AWAY MAN glides in to save the day!

>I forgot to include servo.

WAASH!  Super Hero KONTEXT AWAY MAN is pelted with fruit from the
sneering public, for stealing a humorous device from Kibo!

   CHILD bursts into kitchen.

WAAAAA!  WAAAAH!  MAAAAAA!

   MOM runs into kitchen

What's the matter, honey?

   CHILD

WAAAH!  You forgot to include Servo
in my lunch today!  I had to trade
my cookies!

   MOM

I'm so sorry, sweetheart!  Tell you
what...you can have TWO HELPINGS of
Servo tonight at dinner.

   CHILD

YAY!

   ANNOUNCER

Yes, kids!  Don't let your mom forget
to include SERVO!! with your school
lunch!  Servo!  Now with extra vitamins!
Builds strong bodies twelve ways!  Servo!
Extra strong for those extra painful days!
Servo!  Able to leap tall buildings in a
single bound!  Servo!  Your dog doesn't
know it's not bacon!  Servo!  Whiter
than white!  Servo!  Please keep in the
polybag when not in use!  Servo!  Not a
doctor, but it plays one on TV!  Servo!
It goes to ELEVEN! SERVO! MIKEY LIKES IT!

**
Captain Infinity
 ...I forgot to exclude rec.arts.tv

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