"Who Mourns For Adonis" - The Usenet Version

(WWS)


Subject:      Re: Why SFTV sucks
Date:         Thu, 13 Apr 2000 11:15:12 -0700
From:         WWS <wschmidt@tyler.net>
Organization: SPQR
Newsgroups:   rec.arts.sf.tv,alt.fan.tom-servo
Message-ID:   <38F60EB0.691AC81F@tyler.net>

Travers Naran wrote:
>
> Tonight, I added yet more filters to my newsreader and discovered there was
> nothing to read rec.arts.sf.tv.
>
> I really used to like SFTV, in all its forms.

(snip)

> Pah.  I'll stick to my TOS re-runs. :-)

<WHO MOURNS FOR ADONIS>

Travers N. as APOLLO:

"HINES! HEAGY! BALDELLI! LITKO!  M. MURRAY!!!  YOU WERE RIGHT!!!
FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!  THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SFTV FANS
IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE!!  I CAST MYSELF ONTO THE WINDS OF USENET!!

LAGuy as SCOTTY:  Is he really gone?  Well, now we kin have some peace!

Bryan L. as McCOY:  Damn straight! Of course it's all SPOCK's fault.

Dan T. as SPOCK:  He was notably discouraged lately and took no joy
                  in this world.  I fail to see my responsibility for
                  that. Mr. McCoy, your logic, as usual, is lacking.

Bryan L. as McCOY:  Logic!  You call that logic?  I'll shove those
               pointy green ears up your nose, how's that for logic?

LAGuy as SCOTTY:  Aye, and you'll have to go through me first, you
                  self appointed do-gooder!  Put up your dukes and
                  fight, you!

Dan T as SPOCK:  Really, Mr. McCoy, Mr. Scott.  Control yourselves.

WWS as KIRK:   couldn't he have stuck around to see a little bit of
           Andromeda?  Besides, Discovery has a great special "Walking
           with Dinosaurs" coming up this weekend.  Maybe he could
           have enjoyed Gundam Wing on CP, even!  It's just a shame,
           that's all.  We still had so much to learn from him.

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