Virginia Spat III: Quotes of the Night/Morning

(posted by Beth/TheWitch)


From:         thewitch@unagi.cybernothing.org
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject:      1st elfsplat quote of the night
Date:         27 Apr 2002 01:03:38 GMT
Organization: cyberNOTHING
Message-ID:   <1019869418.956578@news.explosive.net>


"Hold on, I'll just suck it out the bottom" - Arthur

Lime Jello Wrestling

-- 
TheWitch

I wash my hands even more now, ever since the Pamela Anderson disease 
outbreak in food places around here. - Lots42

From:         thewitch@unagi.cybernothing.org
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject:      2nd elfsplat quote
Date:         27 Apr 2002 01:04:27 GMT
Organization: cyberNOTHING
Message-ID:   <1019869467.458873@news.explosive.net>


"It's farting."  "It *is*!".  Lori

-- 
TheWitch

I wash my hands even more now, ever since the Pamela Anderson disease 
outbreak in food places around here. - Lots42

From:         thewitch@unagi.cybernothing.org
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject:      3rd quote
Date:         27 Apr 2002 01:13:56 GMT
Organization: cyberNOTHING
Message-ID:   <1019870031.186884@news.explosive.net>


"It's fruitier than Mortis" - Arthur

-- 
TheWitch

I wash my hands even more now, ever since the Pamela Anderson disease 
outbreak in food places around here. - Lots42

From:         thewitch@unagi.cybernothing.org
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject:      4th quote
Date:         27 Apr 2002 02:05:05 GMT
Organization: cyberNOTHING
Message-ID:   <1019873105.59210@news.explosive.net>


"You have to do something weird with the battery" - TheWitch

-- 
TheWitch

I wash my hands even more now, ever since the Pamela Anderson disease 
outbreak in food places around here. - Lots42

From: thewitch@unagi.cybernothing.org
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject: 5th quote
Date: 27 Apr 2002 02:09:22 GMT
Organization: cyberNOTHING
Message-ID: <1019873362.881984@news.explosive.net>


"Of course, Blarg can store his inside" - Arthur

-- 
TheWitch

I wash my hands even more now, ever since the Pamela Anderson disease 
outbreak in food places around here. - Lots42

From: thewitch@unagi.cybernothing.org
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject: 6th quote(s)
Date: 27 Apr 2002 09:37:53 GMT
Organization: cyberNOTHING
Message-ID: <1019900273.390125@news.explosive.net>


"Do you love me?"

"I've got my ass in the air, what do you think?"

-- 
TheWitch

I wash my hands even more now, ever since the Pamela Anderson disease 
outbreak in food places around here. - Lots42


From: thewitch@unagi.cybernothing.org
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject: 1st quote of the morning
Date: 27 Apr 2002 17:18:56 GMT
Organization: cyberNOTHING
Message-ID: <1019927936.361675@news.explosive.net>


"I usually volunteered to be the queer." - Thewitch

-- 
TheWitch

I wash my hands even more now, ever since the Pamela Anderson disease 
outbreak in food places around here. - Lots42

From: thewitch@unagi.cybernothing.org
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject: 2nd qotm
Date: 27 Apr 2002 17:19:45 GMT
Organization: cyberNOTHING
Message-ID: <1019927985.764084@news.explosive.net>


"The only way it could do damage is if you used is as a suppository." - 
Arthur

-- 
TheWitch

I wash my hands even more now, ever since the Pamela Anderson disease 
outbreak in food places around here. - Lots42

From: thewitch@unagi.cybernothing.org
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject: last quote
Date: 27 Apr 2002 19:48:50 GMT
Organization: cyberNOTHING
Message-ID: <1019936930.577917@news.explosive.net>


Put it to your lips.  Now suck. - Arthur

-- 
TheWitch

I wash my hands even more now, ever since the Pamela Anderson disease 
outbreak in food places around here. - Lots42


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