Lori found Emily Jane's Magna-Doodle. Terrible things resulted.

From inside, this looks like "Greg." We're not sure who Greg is, but we think he stole the bacon.

At the request of Lots42, we got a topless photo.

Lilly's Pizza: a Durham Elf Spat tradition.

A rare declaration from Lori.

The Fuck You Fork of D00m!

Wayland's Ghost is out of body at the moment. Please leave a message.

Lori gets some tips from Bessie.

Too many tips, apparently.

This is the last one of these, I promise.

Return to the Kamikaze Peep Squad.

Return to the Elf Spat.