Subject:      Updated: The AFT-S mIRC Drinking Game!
Date:         Sun, 13 Feb 2000 17:25:32 -0500
From:         Antifrance <antifrance@yahoo.com>
Organization: The World Oligarchy -- http://ducttape.simplenet.com
Message-ID:   <38A72F5C.12C350A@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo

Ok, I've added all the suggestions that were posted last time, and a few
more of my own. Here's the latest version:

- Every time Baby Jesus cries, take a sip.
- Every time someone is kicked and then immediately comes back on, take
a sip.
- Every time someone lame shows up and then leaves without saying
anything, take two sips.
- Every time Mr. Hole shows up and then leaves without saying anything,
take a quick sip -- that's all you'll have time for.
- Every time someone says someone else is JMS, take two sips.
- If the person being called JMS goes along with it, take another sip.
If they change their nick to "JMS" (or something like that), take two
sips. If, OTOH, they leave because they are called JMS, finish your
drink.
- If someone spontaneously puts up a webpage comparing a picture of
someone in the chat with a picture of JMS, finish your drink.
- Every time two or more people raid another channel, finish your drink.
- Every time someone mentions their SO, take a sip. If the SO was
awakened as a direct result of actions in Chat, finish your drink.
- Every time Lori takes her socks off, finish your drink.
- Every time someone peeps, take a sip. If Jaydot peeps, finish your
drink.
- Every time Mr. Hole says "nut nut," take a sip.
- Every time Tara takes a shower, take two sips.
- Every time Jaydot says "Get out of my HEAD!" take two sips.
- Every time Jaydot says something mean about Lori, take a sip.
- Every time Mr. Hole says something mean about Lori, take two sips.
- Every time Terminal says something mean about Lori, take three sips.
- Every time Wayland says something mean about Lori, reboot your
computer.
- Every time Lori mentions 80's music, take a sip.
- Every time someone says "BRB" because they drank too much (IYKWIM),
take a sip.
- Every time someone says "IYKWIM," take a sip.
- Every time Mr. Hole complains about his truck, take a sip.
- Every time Antifrance randomly throws in an Oligarchy reference, take
a sip.
- Every time Mr. Hole leaves the room, and someone cracks a WebTV joke,
take two sips.
- Every time Heck doesn't get the joke, take two sips.
- Every time Heck says something indecipherable, take a sip.
- Every time someone says that Wayland is gay, take two sips.
- Every time someone shows up within 5 minutes after being mentioned,
take two sips.
- Every time someone mentions Peg-Legged Pete, take two sips.
- Every time someone says "Only loose womyn drink beer!" take two sips.
- Every time someone makes fun of Aussies, take a sip.
- Every time the group is sickened about a true story or strange
practice (ie, branding, or certain videos), take two sips.
- Every time someone says "LOL", take a sip.
- Every time Lori has a question about how mIRC works, take a sip.
- Every time Captain Infinity posts an ASCII picture in chat, finish
your drink.
- Every time someone changes the topic, take two sips.
- Every time someone from the aft-s channel starts a private chat with
you, take a sip. If the private chat is formed for the purpose of
insulting or gossiping about another member of the channel, take two
more sips. If the private chat is to ask you about a meme they don't
understand, finish your drink.
- Every time "the kids" start a conversation that two or more "old
folks" don't get, finish your drink.
- Every time WWS tells a story about a bodily injury, take a sip.  If
the bodily injury was suffered by one of his friends or family, take two
more sips.
- Every time Podkayne leaves because she's not as young as she used to
be, take two sips.
- Every time someone uses one of Mr. Hole's catch phrases, take two
sips.
- Every time Captain Infinity pretends to be Blackhawk, take a sip.
- Every time Antifrance mentions that he's in the Army, take a sip.
- Every time someone's body parts start communicating independently of
their whole, finish your drink.
- Every time Mortis gets buggered, take two sips.
- Every time someone says "Please take your dirty talk to ....." take a
sip.
- Every time someone gets FireTalk working (or acquires a microphone)
for the first time, finish your drink.
- Every time Wayland mentions smoking cigarettes, take a sip.
- Every time Wayland mentions smoking something else entirely, take two
sips.
- Every time a URL is posted in the channel, take two sips.
- Every time Tara says "bugger," take a sip.
- Every time Wayland says "prolly," take two sips.
- Every time Sergey mentions Fight Club, take a sip.
- Every time Captain Infinity is offended, finish your drink.

(With thanks to Lori, Mortis, Mr. Hole, Heck, others)

Did I miss anything?

--
Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance),
GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC

antifrance@yahoo.com
http://ducttape.simplenet.com

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